McBottage 

When you go balls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an Adonis so you can actually get laid. When it doesn't yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but McDonalds down your throat and whine like a bitch on how much your life sucks!

Robert: "Oh no, here comes Chris on his McBottage diet!"

Chris: "You guys are a bunch of assholes..."

Mike: "Just sit down and stop crying over your McNuggets."

Chris: "This place sucks and I hate my life!!"

McBottage by HipoBum May 2, 2013

McHostage 

When in the drive-thru and the line is not moving and you have cars behind you and in front of you.

I'm running late for the meeting because I am a McHostage in the drive-thru.

McHostage by Annie Put January 4, 2009