2 definitions by Ekoh
Jesus Boots are godlike, they give you the ultimite power. They are stylistic, hip, cool, bop'in, and bong'in. They are the most comfortable jesus boots you can get; a strap goes over the thinger, with the tonger, and connects to the farghof which then gives you the carbon glandonate producing the ultimite comfort
"yo man, where'd you get those jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"
by Ekoh June 8, 2004
The combination of the two ideal drinking utensiles; using a bottle and a handle(generally used in mugs) is attached to the outside of the bottle. creating the ultamite in drinking comfort.
"yo man, i just got a mugottle"
"This mugottle is one of the best creations yet!"
"mugottle, drinking has never been the same."
"This mugottle is one of the best creations yet!"
"mugottle, drinking has never been the same."
by Ekoh December 16, 2004