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A religious freak who likes to talk about memes and anything "Yeethaw" related.

Will not participate in guy talk unless he can justify it with religion.
McCarty just told me his wife could use more makeup. He said it's okay because god would've wanted it that way.
McCarty by Xemnikk September 14, 2019

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.
mccarty swipe by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

Mccarty Wipe 

when you run out of toilet paper or are about to shower after taking a shit and purposely not wiping and immediatly jump into the shower to wash the shit off.
Thismorning i realized i had no toilet paper and had to Mccarty wipe
Mccarty Wipe by chump change36 July 12, 2011

Alex mccarty 

Beauty of the booty
Alex McCarty master of the booty
Alex mccarty by Bleuuu June 17, 2015

Emmett McCarty 

Emmett Cullen's human name.
Emmett McCarty was attacked by a bear which is why he was changed
Emmett McCarty by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

The McCarty Swipe 

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.
The McCarty Swipe by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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