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Mascotting 

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots
I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Freelance Mascot 

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.
Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!
Freelance Mascot by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

buck the vocab mascot 

Buck is a dog that is a vocab mascot
Teacher:"This is buck, buck the vocab mascot to encourage you to do you bucking vocab.If you don't do you bucking vocab and we lose the vocab bowl, I kill the dog."

Mascot Horror 

A subgenre of horror that's often made to attract younger audiences, characterized by a recognizable (usually marketable) mascot. Games in this genre may rely on cheap jump scares and are likely to have extremely convoluted lore.

Examples of mascot horror include but are not limited to: Five Nights At Freddy's, Poppy Playtime, and Hello Neighbor.
"bro that new mascot horror game was terrible, the characters are funny though."
Mascot Horror by UnorthodoxAnon February 13, 2023
Word of the Day on February 17, 2024

Gay Mascot 

1: Usually when the mascot that represents the school is lame.

2:When the mascot might even be some what like-able but the person inside the mascot is a fag.
A: Why do we have such a gay mascot?

B: I know right who cares about Ladybugs.!

A2: Who is the person in the pirate mascot suit?

B2: That is Chris the faggot....
Gay Mascot by Mulp August 15, 2009

Mascottacking

The sport of beating the shit out of high school mascots.
Douchebag #1: "Jake sacked the guy in the Bear suit at the rugby game last week!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"
Mascottacking by Jake Powell May 5, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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