Mancott 

The act of real men refusing to use practical products for unconvintional and unreasonable reasons. Specifically reasons that do not align with reason, logic, or the reality of life. A mancott does not follow logical means of anything and will be used and discarded like most treaties in the world. (Burn treaty writers and their supporters)

"I am going to Mancott sttraws because they make men drink soda's quickly therefore leading to more time with your woman's stories of 'that bitch at work' or time getting more to drink."
"I will Mancott Chick Fil-A because they are not open on Sundays and the only day I get a craving is on Sunday. But said Mancott will be lifted if I really really want some when they are open>"

Mancott by P. Lee Barton February 8, 2010

Mancott 

A mature, intentional, and values-driven alternative to a boycott, emphasizing constructive action and ethical decision-making. It involves withdrawing support from goods, services, or organizations that conflict with human wellbeing, workers' rights, or community health, while encouraging positive alternatives.

Unlike reactionary or symbolic boycotts, a mancott focuses on sustainable, practical choices to foster accountability and promote ethical progress. "Mancott" is a gendered play on "boycott," but it’s not about gender. It’s a reclaiming of the term to emphasize maturity, accountability, and intentional action.

"I'm participating in a mancott of Amazon because of its labor practices, and instead, I'm supporting local bookstores and ethical retailers."

"After learning about Tesla's political interference, I decided to mancott the brand and explore other eco-conscious vehicle options."

Mancott by ApathySlayer December 29, 2024

Mascotting 

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

manicotti mustache 

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

manicotti mustache by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Mascottacking

The sport of beating the shit out of high school mascots.

Douchebag #1: "Jake sacked the guy in the Bear suit at the rugby game last week!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"

Mascottacking by Jake Powell May 5, 2008

manicotti 

A form of fungus that grows under the ball sack.

there is a heep load of manicotti under my ball sack.

manicotti by CampFireGuy July 16, 2010

Meaty Mancotti 

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina

Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy

Meaty Mancotti by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009