mayment

A payment you may or may not make.

Unfortunately, most people consider their credit card debts mayments.

by canapés December 13, 2009

madmentia

A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.

When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.

by The West September 22, 2009

Maument

maument (n)

The moment when mau has a brain fart and says stuff that the server can use to bully him later.

Mau: 13*4 = 51
Rumi: That's a maument!

by Irish Republic Army December 11, 2021

Marment

Large, nocturnal creature with ginger fur. Has irrational hatreds of certain colours, and has the delusion that Batman is not homosexual.

The Marment looked at him in fear and suprise

by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

maoment

that moment when you’re literally Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong

causing the greatest famine in history is such a maoment, amirite?

by bikini killer June 26, 2022

maument

Maument (n. )
The moment when mau realizes that he said dumb stuff

Definition open to modifications.

look he/she is having a maument.
look they are a having a maument.

- ira

by imchomuwu November 25, 2021

maybent

In-between yesnt and nont. Often said with no discernible definition.

Guy 1: how are you doing?
Guy 2: maybent.
Guy 1: what?

by Damamiam wonlch May 1, 2022