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Maument (n. )
The moment when mau realizes that he said dumb stuff

Definition open to modifications.
look he/she is having a maument.
look they are a having a maument.

- ira
maument by imchomuwu November 25, 2021
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blawnde maumant 

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment
I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.
blawnde maumant by blawndie October 18, 2011

madmentia 

A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.
When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.
madmentia by The West September 22, 2009

moumentai 

No problem, relax, take it easy, no worries, moumentai
moumentai by nomorewordz November 7, 2013
A payment you may or may not make.
Unfortunately, most people consider their credit card debts mayments.
mayment by canapés December 13, 2009
Large, nocturnal creature with ginger fur. Has irrational hatreds of certain colours, and has the delusion that Batman is not homosexual.
The Marment looked at him in fear and suprise
Marment by Bagpuss August 29, 2003
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