Definitions by Bagpuss

Geoffed 

The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo

Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed

Geoffed by Bagpuss September 2, 2003

Marment 

Large, nocturnal creature with ginger fur. Has irrational hatreds of certain colours, and has the delusion that Batman is not homosexual.

The Marment looked at him in fear and suprise

Marment by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

Vickers Child 

One who is far too attached to small black and white animals for most people's comfort

Don't go near him, he looks a bit like a Vickers Child

Vickers Child by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

Macii's 

Scouse term for McDonald's Hamburger establishment. Also Macii D's.

You coming to Macii D's for lunch?

Macii's by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Magistrate 

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

Magistrate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

unfortunate 

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.

Pity the unfortunates.

unfortunate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!

Bollocks by Bagpuss August 15, 2003