"There goes that John Mayer guy again, blathering on with his mayerphors again! Why can't he ever just answer a question straight-up like the rest of us?!"

Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.