mayerphor

It's no secret that musician John Mayer knows his way around a metaphor (or two), so what better way to acknowledge his never-ending rhetorical wizardry than to put his metaphors in a class of their own?

"There goes that John Mayer guy again, blathering on with his mayerphors again! Why can't he ever just answer a question straight-up like the rest of us?!"

Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.

mayerphor by somemayerovertherainbow July 9, 2020

Materporn 

Materporn is raw mountain sex with rock shuved up your arse

I just drunk a bottle of bad dog and did materporn

Materporn by Supahnibbah February 27, 2020

Mayerhoff 

Beast. Awesomeness in a name.

wow that kid is a mayerhoff

Mayerhoff by cheesehead189 March 28, 2009

mayerthorpe 

It's ok.. It's not close to being anywhere good, but if you like shitty unpaved roads, and shitty unpaved people. Drugz are quite common on the west side of town. There is a shitty high school, with some ok teachers. There are some shitty stores that sell shitty farm equipment, shitty drugs, shitty fuel. The slushes are alright tho.

Someone who lives in Whitecourt: "HaHa Mayerthorpe is SHIT!!11 I would never want to live in that fucking hellhole"
Someone who lives in Mayerthorpe: "agree"

mayerthorpe by j_dier May 21, 2020