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It's no secret that musician John Mayer knows his way around a metaphor (or two), so what better way to acknowledge his never-ending rhetorical wizardry than to put his metaphors in a class of their own?
"There goes that John Mayer guy again, blathering on with his mayerphors again! Why can't he ever just answer a question straight-up like the rest of us?!"

Mayer uses "mayerphors" constantly in his songwriting aswell. In his hit song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" he uses the mayerphor "Swim in a deep sea of blankets" to describe his wanting to spend all day snuggled up deep in the bed sheets with his significant other.