maximum capacity
maximum capacity by raz December 28, 2016
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maximum fart capacity
The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".
maximum fart capacity by Kyle5 December 25, 2009
maximum douche capacity
1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.
2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"
2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
maximum douche capacity by Pat Owen February 28, 2009
maximum bananage capacity
guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?
maximum bananage capacity by heyzeus April 19, 2007
Maximum Pussy Capacity
Maximum Pussy Capacity by kfcbizkits May 8, 2011
Maximum Finger Capacity
The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.
Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.
22/03/2014
Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.
22/03/2014
"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."
"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
Maximum Finger Capacity by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
Maximum burrito capacity
When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas
Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster
Maximum burrito capacity by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019
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