Maximilliano

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The best of the best, the top of the top. A powerful person usually focused in politics and music. Has great knowledge and comprehension will defend himself intellectually no matter what. Despite being smart he is also great in bed and has a long cock. Always get to know a Maximilliano.

"I tried arguing with Maximilliano about something earlier, he kicked my ass intellectually!"

Or

"Man that Maximilliano kid is cool I bet he can lay down some sick riffs on the guitar'

Maximilliano by Fenderguitars November 18, 2013

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maximilliano

a male who has a very small but fat chode. one is is unable to do more than one thing while having sex, or even making out. maximilliano is very immature, though he may try and act cool, he is usually a really weird guy. ladies, if you find a man named maximilliano run away and never turn back. he is most likely going to turn gay.

I 'hung out' with maximilliano and he sucked at everything! what a faggot.

maximilliano by dicksuckinglesbianman February 23, 2011

Maximilliano

A short Mexican kid who has a SICK wolf tattoo on his upper right back.

Thinks he's a badass

Small dick.

Loves girls named Carly.

That kid must be named maximilliano

Maximilliano by isaac_bahr January 16, 2017

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maximillionmus

A witty and skilled man in the act of being toxic. Normally this person will join online video games just for the sole purpose of being toxic.

Toxic Player: Your all fucking garbage, go and fucking kys nerds, you have gay, shut the hell your mouth oh yeah yeah
Steve: Can you just stop being toxic, your like a maximillionmus

maximillionmus by How to Train Your Wagon July 16, 2018

Maximiliano

Maximiliano

A very smart and intellgent person very good friends with girls. Very nerdy person but makes you laugh all the time. Makes girls very happy with his precense but loves to get in arguments.

Maximiliano is a very cool person

Maximiliano by the blue watermelon September 24, 2017

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maximilian

Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world

maximilian by Anonymous May 6, 2003

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maximilian

a very handsome person. mentally and physically strong, a Maximilian will do anything for anyone but can easily cut people off who don't show appreciation back. Maximilian is a very sexy person in the bed ;) he will make you so horny that you go crazy for him. He is great in the bed too.

Girl 1: what type of guy do you want?\
Girl 2: i want a Maximilian

maximilian by sex god 102 February 22, 2019

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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