mautun

Turkish men who fantasize about women or masturbating to rats or basically anything weird,

symptoms of being a mautun: Turkish, masturbating a lot, mustaches and choas.

God, Turkey is full of mautun-s

mautun by Vile Vila August 25, 2022

madtunage 

madtunage:

Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music
one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best.

Check out this madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got madtunage! Throw on some madtunage.

madtunage by madinsomniac August 7, 2007

Martuna 

The Martuna (Original Recipe)

In a shaker, over ice, combine:

1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)

Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).

Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket, trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors may disagree with mundane palates.

After an evening of perusing the local art galleries, we retired for the evening to the members' lounge and chatted over Martunas long into the night.

Martuna by gadiv October 18, 2007

Mautans 

A bunch of 'Mean Girls' wannabes that wears pink, owns a fucking burn book, and always say sksksk in every fucking sentence. They also have matching shirts, and spills wine instead of tea because they are 'classy as fuck'. They are also a group of people who wanted to sabotage prom, so they're not that bad at least.

I can hear the noise of Mautans whining over ice-skating because it might ruin their feat, damn.

Mautans by heyimvii August 25, 2019

mad tunage AKA madtunage 

mad tunage:
Alternate spelling for madtunage...
Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best of the bestest.

Check out this mad tunage AKA madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got mad tunage AKA madtunage! Throw on some mad tunage AKA madtunage.

wild wicked radical extreme boss ultimate bad slammin' smokin'mad smashing excellent rockin' kickin'

mad tunage AKA madtunage by madinsomniac February 22, 2009

Maftuna 

Maftuna

Maftuna is a girl who is willing to sacrifice anything to fix her relationship and she is a girl who is gonna sit down with you and help you with what your going through. Maftuna is a girl who is there to make you happy when ur mad, makes you smile when your sad and makes you joyful when ur not in a mood to talk. Maftuna will forgive you but she will never forget what you did to her. She is a kind girl that helps her family and anyone who is struggling in life. She will sit there and laugh with you cry with you talk about how cute you are. Maftuna is a kind,caring,loving ,good heart girl who is in too much pain but still holds it together

Maftuna is someone you should keep

Maftuna by anonymous November 27, 2021

madtunage 

madtunage:

Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music
one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best.

Check out this madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got madtunage! Throw on some madtunage.

madtunage by madinsomniac August 6, 2007