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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
Related Words
maunge munge Mange munger manger Mangesh mangerine mangels mangela mange merde

Head Munger In Charge 

During the act of munging the HMIC is the participant whom delivers the blow to the mungee. The HMIC is also refered to as the driver of the cart during the act of electric munging
The Head Munger In Charge climbed on top of the tomb stone and jumped off and delivered such a blow that mung butter squirted with lethal force covering the entire graveyard.

Jean-Baptiste Maunier 

A French actor and singer born December 22nd, 1990. Maunier gained fame for his starring role in the 2004 French film Les Choristes, in which Maunier plays Pierre Morhange, a delinquent with an exceptional singing voice at the correctional school Fond de L'Étang.
Person 1: We had to watch 'Les Choristes' for french class...

Person 2: Aw man, that sucks

Person 1: No, it had Jean-Baptiste Maunier as Morhange!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HAWT!!!!
The word that have inspired Shanye Topp to right a series of books with various titles like "The Return of the Munge", "The Munge Strikes Back", "Temple of the Crystal Munge", "Top Munge", and "Paul Blart Munge Cop" on the Smosh Games YouTube channel segment Maricraft.
Mom: How was school Billy?
Billy: GREAT! But boy am I hungry.
Mom: Oh yeah? Well I know just the thing you need

Mom reaches into the fridge, and pulls out MUNGEABLES.
Munge by MUNGETOPP July 31, 2017

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

Mungeables 

Variation from the word Munge. Any food that resembles a falic object.
MUNGEABLES. A big fat package of sweet sweet sweet sweet sweat sweat sweat sweat swert swert squirt squirt MUNGABLES
Mungeables by Triple-Eyed Flamingo November 9, 2017