mauhia 

A brown boy from Hawaii who loves to play Minecraft and sit in the kitchen with the friends. Taylor swift fan and surfs, has a 15 lbs bag of rice in his dorm room to cook musubi’s . Likes Peter Quill and high school musical 3.

Ho you know Mauhia?
... ya, where he stay?
He stay in Kailua
... k, we go meet up wit him

mauhia by Poopmonsterenergy April 4, 2021

machiavelli 

Awesome dude who lived in Italy a loong time ago. His best known book is "The Prince", which contains political tips for rulers. Some of his ideas from this book (and maybe a few from "The Discourses") as far as I can remember:

-The Prince must be ruthless.
-Effectiveness > good/bad.
-Power should be acquired, not hereditary.
-People are moral because others are watching. Political morality is lying and killing. Politicians must learn how NOT to be good.
-Be feared; cruelty is a part of the state. But remember that the best fortress that exists is to avoid being hated by the people. Three ways to avoid being hated: Don't be erratic. Don't be a coward, FIGHT. And don't do anything for no reason.
-Concept of seeming vs being: The Prince, while seeming human, must learn how to be a beast. Like a fox (cunning and tricky) or a lion (powerful).
-And my personal favorite, he talks about these two dudes named Agathocles the Sicilian and Oliverotto of Fermo who both held meetings/banquets with leaders and important people and killed them all and took over as ruler. Point is, the elite can be killed, they're not important. The people are important.
-Choose the people around you wisely. Ass kissers prevent you from seeing the truth cause they're always like "yes, you're awesome" to everything.
-For a strong society, you must assume that everyone has the potential to be evil and make laws accordingly. People act good only when forced, laws exist where desire is.

Lindsay Lohan was once photographed walking around with a copy of Machiavelli's book. True story.

machiavelli by g f b February 27, 2008

mahia 

pretty lovable human being

i like that mahia shes everyones friend
ikr everyone likes her i wish i was like her

mahia by nicesexy9083 October 29, 2018

mahia 

grat personality can be smart but a little flirtatious

Any boy would be lucky to have her

ooooo mahia got yiurself a good looking man

mahia by nicesexy9083 October 28, 2018

Mauriana 

A beautiful but agressive girl. Fun to hang out with, when she has the time to. Maurianas are busy, but popular and funny.
Maurianas are very busy but good at what they do. They are also very hardworking, and like to please everyone. They are very easy to make angry, but have a hard time staying that way. Maurianas could potentially rule the world.

1. "She's kinda agressive...but really funny! I should hang out with her."
2. "Wow, she's REALLY busy. What a Mauriana!"
3. "Oh my God it's a Mauriana! Quick, act like you're doing something good so she'll like us and won't get angry!"

Mauriana by Perfekt Mädchen October 3, 2010

makhia 

Makhia- the most loyal friend, stands for what she means, imperfectly perfect, amazing, beautiful, committed to relationships, smexy, awesome personality

Brianna- Makhia where you been!?

Makhia- I was only gone for 2 days!

Brianna- And what a lonely 2 days it was!

Makhia- :)

makhia by Bailey Pickett October 18, 2013

mathias furenes 

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.

- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.

mathias furenes by ilikewomenandamstraight January 31, 2022