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beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

mastursation 

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.
Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.
mastursation by amishwhale August 15, 2019

Maturbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys maturbation
Maturbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

maturation

to mature, to ripe, to make wine able to drink.
the fruit is just now going threw maturation.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026