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beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

mastursation 

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.
Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.
mastursation by amishwhale August 15, 2019

Maturbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys maturbation
Maturbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

maturation

to mature, to ripe, to make wine able to drink.
the fruit is just now going threw maturation.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026