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beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

mastursation 

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.
Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.
mastursation by amishwhale August 15, 2019

Maturbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars
Keith Scott enjoys maturbation
Maturbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

maturation

to mature, to ripe, to make wine able to drink.
the fruit is just now going threw maturation.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026