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matsutake

1) Japanese mushroom

2) Head and shaft of a penis (reference to the mushroom which bears a striking resemblance to male genitalia)
1) this matsutake is delicious.

2) ore no matsutake wo tebero (eat my dick!)
by Noah and Eisuke January 5, 2009
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masktake

A mistake when wearing a mask. Typically associated with consuming alcohol.
Amie felt like such a fool when she caught herself sucking down her 3rd margarita when her mask was still up. She was just being Covidvgilent by pulling her mask up in between sips like she has been conditioned to do - masktake... Although she kept drinking. Drew poured her a stay-cup
by the comand'r February 14, 2022
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Mastake

When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.
An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))
by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012
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Yoko Matsugane

The holy grail of poon, a Japanese girl with big eyes, great legs and unholy natural tits.

Her refusal so far to display her wicks or vag only increases her charm, though I wouldn't object if she did either.

Check Youtube for clips if any doubt remains to you.
Christ. Yoko Matsugane would get rammed across the Alps if I had my way.
by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
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Manstake

A mistake without admittance, however recognized by involved parties and not mentioned thereafter.
A chum walked away from a friend after accusing them of an ill action, despite being wrong. They both knew the manstake, and decided not to mention it.
by SnowTheDictionary August 14, 2014
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Mathstake

To make an mistake in anything to do with numbers, whether directly to do with an equation of some sort, or to do with days of the week etc.

Pronounced "M'thstake", as if trying to say Mistake with a lisp.

Can be used to annoy people when they deliberately exaggerate a number to make their statement carry more weight or if they are being patronirical.
Guy - I did like 400 push ups before
Girl - I think you made a slight mathstake, I counted about 15.
by Jack A....... March 26, 2009
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Dice k matsuzaka

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)
Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?
by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007
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