matsudakai 

a mf who kins a bed pisser. he makes a lot of videos that we can all relate to. he goes by, jujutsu kaisen, kai from beastars, yokai watch, and his personal favorite, kaisen 😁

you follow matsudakai? nah he’s a furry

matsudakai by kanyeeast3000 July 20, 2021

Matsukawaism 

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.

Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.

Matsukawaism by anonymous November 4, 2020

Dice k matsuzaka 

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)

Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

Dice k matsuzaka by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007

Matsuzaka gyroball 

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.

Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

Matsuzaka gyroball by Fa;ksjdfa;sdfie November 20, 2006

daisuke matsuzaka 

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

daisuke matsuzaka by Boston Liver and Lover November 12, 2007