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Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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mathis miles 

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018

MathisFun.com 

A website that talks about math.
I went to MathisFun.com
Those who carry this title do nothing less than pack 115% of awesome into every second of their lives. They also have a habit of putting unbearingly annoying people in their place.
1.) That guy just sold a house over the cellphone while skydiving! What a matthis!

2.) I can't stand working with her! All she does is complain about her jackass boyfriend. Man, I wish there was a matthis here to put her in her place.
matthis by jorgez February 7, 2010
Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.
Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.
matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

Mark Mathis 

Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.
Fox news rising is boring now that Mark Mathis isn't on it anymore.
Mark Mathis by owltrader January 9, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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