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1(mat-jack)
usualy a nick name, or the name of a large ammount of gothic peoples

2 the firstname and second put together of someone to make them sound like a baddass person, but in actuality nonone cares
yo lets go to matjcks house

matjacks a screw ball
matjack by anthony marra April 18, 2008
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in other words mattress back describes a fat person you can use it for all people like if they are skinny you would say you single matback and if they are fat you call them a double matback
Girrrrrrrrup big matback
Matback by misterrrjosh November 3, 2019
Related Words
This pizza tastes like Majjack.
majjack by Adept October 30, 2004
Manjack: an individual of either sex, or any age in the Caribbean (Barbados) dialect.
E.g. Every manjack had better pull up his socks and do what he has to do; or else.
manjack by blackberryjuice August 26, 2013

madjacker 

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.
Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."
madjacker by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007
An incredible teacher.

See also Swokowski (his alter ego).
I had Matlack last year...I learned so much and he wrote all these awesome letters of recommendation!
Matlack by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

mattacks 

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.
That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying
mattacks by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014
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