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manjack by blackberryjuice August 26, 2013
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madjacker
Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."
madjacker by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007
matjack
1(mat-jack)
usualy a nick name, or the name of a large ammount of gothic peoples
2 the firstname and second put together of someone to make them sound like a baddass person, but in actuality nonone cares
usualy a nick name, or the name of a large ammount of gothic peoples
2 the firstname and second put together of someone to make them sound like a baddass person, but in actuality nonone cares
matjack by anthony marra April 18, 2008
manjack
A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.
"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
manjack by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007
Madjackass
To shrug someone off in a manner which leaves them unable to retaliate effectively, most frequently by responding to a poorly-structured/purely subjective argument with a simple "no."
Madjackass by Gault April 3, 2005
manjack
urban legend. fictitious homosexual pervert who preys on young boys. name originates from his favorite action to perform on his victims.
two boys in the gym shower after playing sports
tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."
tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."