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Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.
Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.
Mudjacking by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009
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Manbacking 

Three or more dudes spooning with boners.
Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.
Manbacking by the traveling troll October 4, 2010
Stealing a friend's song on MySpace.
I had this really awesome song on my page, which I loved until Karen myjacked it. Now no one will know which one of us found it first. What a douche!

MyJacking
myjacking by Urban Jed October 24, 2007

Mansacking 

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.
"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"
Mansacking by DeepFrying November 1, 2018
MaDicked Ma Dick!

Verb.

Fooling someone into asking you a question to which you could reasonably reply "Ma Dick!".

(Each subsequent question must invoke more interest than the prior.)
This an example of Cracker MaDicking Beaner.
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Cracker: "Bro did yo hear the new food that girls are going crazy for?"
Beaner: "Huh? No, what is it?"

Cracker: "Omg! They love it, every review was positive."
Beaner: "Wait what the fuck is it?"

Cracker: "If I tell you, you have to promise never to try it."
Beaner: "Ugh, just tell me what it is!!!!!"

Cracker: "Fine, is you really wanna know..... MA DICK!"
MaDicking by Bean Cracker August 15, 2012

sadjacking 

To post on social media first someone else's sad news or story or announce someone else's bad news before they have had chance to post or were waiting a bit because it was still to painful or a secret. To hi-jack someone else's bad news. To hi-jack sadfishing. To gain sympathy and likes yourself, taking sympathy and responses away from the person who it actually happened to.
e.g. "John was going to tell everyone that he had a tumour but his mate Paul sadjacked him by posting about it first" or "I heard my mate's friend had died and sadjacked him by posting the news before him" or "some **** is sadjacking my cat's death on fb"
sadjacking by aledakbar October 19, 2019