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MadJacking 

Thats when a person jacks off repeatedly all day. For an example when you are in prison and the dude watching the lady in the booth jacking all day you would say that niggas been madjacking all day.
When you are in prison and the dude watching the lady in the booth jacking all day you would say "that niggas been madjacking all day."
MadJacking by Ricktrocious May 24, 2018
Words you can keep

Mudjacking

Uh...using poop as a masturbatory lubricant.
Steve walked in on his roommate and caught him mudjacking.
Mudjacking by IWhoAmNotHe October 7, 2009

Manbacking 

Three or more dudes spooning with boners.
Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.
The three wise men were manbacking in the stable.
Manbacking by the traveling troll October 4, 2010
Stealing a friend's song on MySpace.
I had this really awesome song on my page, which I loved until Karen myjacked it. Now no one will know which one of us found it first. What a douche!

MyJacking
myjacking by Urban Jed October 24, 2007

Mansacking 

Mansack, mansacking, or mansacked. An event in which a man runs up to another man, usually an individual they dislike, grabs their balls and twists them, and then runs away.
"Hey, that's Jerry. I hate Jerry. Should I pull an epic prank and start mansacking him?"
Mansacking by DeepFrying November 1, 2018
MaDicked Ma Dick!

Verb.

Fooling someone into asking you a question to which you could reasonably reply "Ma Dick!".

(Each subsequent question must invoke more interest than the prior.)
This an example of Cracker MaDicking Beaner.
________________________________________________

Cracker: "Bro did yo hear the new food that girls are going crazy for?"
Beaner: "Huh? No, what is it?"

Cracker: "Omg! They love it, every review was positive."
Beaner: "Wait what the fuck is it?"

Cracker: "If I tell you, you have to promise never to try it."
Beaner: "Ugh, just tell me what it is!!!!!"

Cracker: "Fine, is you really wanna know..... MA DICK!"
MaDicking by Bean Cracker August 15, 2012

sadjacking 

To post on social media first someone else's sad news or story or announce someone else's bad news before they have had chance to post or were waiting a bit because it was still to painful or a secret. To hi-jack someone else's bad news. To hi-jack sadfishing. To gain sympathy and likes yourself, taking sympathy and responses away from the person who it actually happened to.
e.g. "John was going to tell everyone that he had a tumour but his mate Paul sadjacked him by posting about it first" or "I heard my mate's friend had died and sadjacked him by posting the news before him" or "some **** is sadjacking my cat's death on fb"
sadjacking by aledakbar October 19, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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