Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)

“Wow she’s a perfect brobean”
“Yea SHES a Marista”

marista by mollyaej March 24, 2018

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matisyahu

hetty hasidic rapper/ reggae artists. born matthew miller in upstate NY. used to be a huge pot head, but turned straight edge. after a visit to israel, turned more religious and tried to show his friends, but they only cared about getting fucked up. back in the day, he used to be a huge phish head; his favorite song is harry hood. dropped out of high school to go on tour with trey and the boys. performed at bonnaroo with Trey. popular albums are the great live at stubb's and youth (meh).

Matisyahu is so hetty

matisyahu by Gratefulumphish703 April 29, 2008

Matisyahu

A jewish reggae musician/rapper from Whiteplains, New York.

Matisyahu rocked the house in the Jimmy Kimmel show.

Matisyahu by J. Rizal January 18, 2005

matisyahu

Matisyahu is a badass jew, prolly the greatest jew evar!

Horst dosen`t like Matisyahu because he`s a silly nazi.

matisyahu by Avtomat Kalashnikova November 10, 2007

Marista

She is basically the greatest person you will ever meet.She is super goofy .She is your best friend.She will be there for you when you are .Sometimes you'll spill tea.She has your back and you have hers.As soon as you say something she can already tell your mood.She is Your Bestie.She will tell you if you look good or not.She is super honest,and loyal,she may not know this but she is super pretty.She will hype you up.She will speak her mind.She will hook you up.Because that's just how she is.
💯

You:Hey
Marista:So I can already tell you have had a bad day
You:Yeah,but how did you know??
Marista: Because I'm Marista!!

Marista by Itsmehoes August 24, 2019

Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard

Today's lesson was such a mathstard

Mathstard by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026