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(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.
Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.
by Jeff L. March 23, 2007
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets
by vwhitey September 24, 2007
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An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.
Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.
by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020
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noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"
Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?
by Elisabethe November 13, 2006
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short for hetrosexual or straight.
Used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. Hetty usualy depicts 'stupid straight guy'
Damn he is hot, he is hetty though.. Fucking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!
by richard reeves October 03, 2004
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A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.
Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.
by jrm21980 January 05, 2012
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