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when your dyslexic friend tries to write the word Matthew but because he's fuckin he writes it mathwe
friend 1: lets go meet up with mathwe
friend 2: its Matthew you dyslexic piece of shit
mathwe by BigBoy1919 April 7, 2022
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Mathhead 

A person who’s as obsessed with math as Methheads are with meth(Methamphetamine).
All she ever does is study analytics. What a mathhead!
Mathhead by RedheadedViking October 21, 2021
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Marshall Mathers III 

EMINEM is the stage name of Marshall Mathers III. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory's Cobain cipher, 'EMINEM' is a cryptogram of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.

EMINEM - 331233 - 123
Marshall Mathers III - EMINEM - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

Mather highschool

MATHER is ghetto 5-6 fights per week they ain’t even good. Hallways smell like smell like sex and blue raz poshes. Don’t fuck with anyone on the football team specially 24, 14 and 3. Kids be fingering eachother ina back of class. Seniors think they the shit. Freshman are stuck in 6th grade. Bitches be sneaking Ina lunch like it’s the club. Everyone knows who’s getting cheated on except the person. 12 be at the school every other week, ranger days got canceled cause whole mfk school dipped out. You want an education go to Von you want fun come ta Mather
“What highschool you go to?”

“Oh I go ta Mather Highschool”
“FRR y’all hoco was lit asf
Mather k is ghetto fr
Mather highschool by nastybitchesonly November 11, 2021

The Marshall Mathers LP 2

Eminem's eighth and probably last studio album. It was released on November 5, 2013. It is a sequel to Eminem's most critically acclaimed album The Marshall Mathers LP, which was released 13 years ago. The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200. It's Eminem's seventh consecutive number one album. The album returns to the Slim Shady style ridiculously acrobatic wordplay that made him the best rapper alive and one of the best of all time.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 is Eminem's best album since The Eminem Show.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 by jfapuz November 18, 2013

Mathematress 

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.
*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!
Mathematress by Shunsui December 24, 2010

Marshall Bruce Mathers 

This is the real name of the rapper Eminem.
Marshall Bruce Mathers
Born October 17, 1972.
Marshall Bruce Mathers by Risown January 3, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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