Mathed

A made up word for idiots to use instead of saying doing math.

I'm too lazy to say that I added the tip on the receipt , so instead I will say I mathed it, simply to sound more ignorant!

by ShellG February 05, 2016

Mathed

1. Getting hit by math papers under extreme frustration

2. When one is engulfed in pain/math.

Yoy have been MATHED ©

by Potahtoh November 13, 2020

Mathed

Literally whatever you want

I just mathed you

by HaBleh27 September 25, 2018

math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Math

Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

by asstitiesasstites March 16, 2012

Maths

Everything stands for something.
maths stands for...

Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles

but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?

by Hogsbreath101 August 01, 2019

math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.

by x-child December 16, 2011