mathletes 

A group of mathematically exceptional students who compete against other schools usually in timed rounds and are often Asian. Many people make fun of them, but they're actually pretty cool, especially if their names are Kevin Gnapoor and Cady Heron. Many mathletes max out the math curricula at their respective schools and have to take math courses though PSEO (post secondary enrollment option), which is provided by many school districts at local colleges.

You can't join mathletes. It's social suicide!

mathletes by drgmark35 January 7, 2007

mathletes 

some of the coolest people in the world... not only are they smart... but they are extremely hilarious. they are also some of the most perverted people you could ever meet. It's like someone took the most perverted people in the school, put them together, and made them able to do math.

Mathletes do it on a desk

mathletes by ashley!!!;) May 2, 2006

mathletes 

The most hilarious group of people ever. There are always the dorks that ruin it for everyone, but my friends and I fall under the category of those that make it fun by making fun at those that hav ruined the title. I actually enjoy doing the stuff for it cause when we go on competitions.....what happens in the mathcounts car, stays in the mathcounts car.

Mathlete HOTT Dude....."My Lovely Lady Lumps"

The mathletes are rocking Wendy's during our lunch break.
haha.

mathletes by Leigh Cos. May 24, 2006

mathletes 

n. A word specific to faggots who are obsessed with math. They do anything they possible can to be the best in the subject, class, and club. Also people who are in multiple math clubs, and are proud of being nerds.

Dude, that mathlete Russell has been pissed all day cause Jake has a .2% grade higher than him in the class.

mathletes by Shmockey April 16, 2005

Athletes Cock 

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

Athletes Cock by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

athletes pack 

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

athletes pack by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

SHIMMER Women's Athletes by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009