masturboredom

When what you're jerking off to isn't very arousing.

This porn is masturboring.
I hit some serious masturboredom yesterday browsing.

by Plastic Platypus December 20, 2009

Masturbored

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.

by Alien_Dude65 July 17, 2011