Definitions by Alien_Dude65

Parkour

French for "hopping around like a douchebag".

I remember when I watched parkour videos and thought it was a good idea to try it.

Parkour by Alien_Dude65 November 26, 2016

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.