masturbativity 

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

masturbativity by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

masturbaginity 

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

masturbaginity by TB82 January 16, 2009

Masturbativly 

Masturbativly. ..

A word explaining how one would enjoy something so much it brings as much happiness as masturbating

Barbara: "that pizza looks tasty"

Danny: " It does .. I'm going to eat it masturbativly "

Masturbativly by MisterMercer May 28, 2016

Masturbaginity 

The thing most 13 year old boys lose the first time they open a JCPenny catalog to the bra section.

The greatest gift a boy or girl can give to themselves.

I'm almost ashamed to say she took my masturbaginity. (Reaction to having seen what plastic surgery has done to Niki Cox's face.)

Masturbaginity by Thaddeus82 January 16, 2009