Masturbativly 

Masturbativly. ..

A word explaining how one would enjoy something so much it brings as much happiness as masturbating

Barbara: "that pizza looks tasty"

Danny: " It does .. I'm going to eat it masturbativly "

Masturbativly by MisterMercer May 28, 2016

masturbative 

some thing/ approach/ activity/ discourse which aim satisfying oneself under the guise of a sublime cause.

his discourse is so masturbative .. he is not a public intellectual but just another narcisist wanker.

masturbative by silentio February 10, 2007

masturbativity 

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

masturbativity by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

masturbative 

An agent encouraging tendencies to masturbate.

That picture of her ass was perfect for masturbative purposes.

masturbative by SecondFloorWhore June 5, 2003

masturbatingly

The action of, or steps leading up to, masturbating when something visibly arousing is taking place within one's line of sight

He watched the neighbor through her window masturbatingly as she changed

masturbatingly by Casdaddy September 8, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022