masturbaste

The act of masturbating on one's own body and rubbing it in as you would basting liquid on a turkey

"Why are you so sticky?"
"Because I like to masturbaste"

by Brownbear33 April 15, 2010

masturbastical

Having almost as much fun and exicitement as you get when masturbating

hey baby, last night, watching that movie with you was masturbastical

by Alexander David Ray 1 December 12, 2008

Masturbasting

(V.) -ed The act of masturbation on or over somebody else's food ,evenly coating the object in one's own semen and/or vaginal fluid.

John was masturbasting his, soon to be ex-girlfriend's turkey, cause the bitch had it coming.

by Martin the Spartan March 19, 2010

Masturbasting

The act of masturbating, cumming all over yourself and then promptly passing out whilst your spunk dries on your body.

John should really lay off the Ambien, he had another Masturbasting session last night.

by Mario140 August 23, 2009