Masturbatious

To have the aire of masturbation, to look like a masturbator.

My, you're looking very masturbatious tonight

by Nep1229 October 13, 2008

Masturbatious

the act of master baiting to a hot woman you just saw on the streets

"That is one totally masturbatious chick, I can't wait to get home with or without her"

by ThePizzaDeliveryMan June 29, 2008

masturbatious

adj. - An unattainable woman of strong sexual allure, or a woman seen from afar, and subjected to a brief, intense focus of lustful thought without any serious consideration to pursue.

The word is a combination of the words "masturbate" and "delicious" to imply a woman of sufficient attractiveness to induce masturbation, as a consequence of her lack of availability

"Dude check out that chick, she is totally masturbatious. I can't wait to go home either with or without her"

by Philip Thomas June 29, 2008

Masturbatie

Come on Man, he's the one and only Master of MASTERS. To fully define this term, this name is typically associated with any person named Tyler . And there needs to be no explanation of what masturbation is, you half witted noobs.

Masturbatie is the master of masters, the whitest of whites, but the purest of pure.

by Zekeology October 16, 2018

Masturbaty Dugan

Could be a synonymn for either Pervy Dugan, Horny Dugan, or Tomato-Leafy Dugan. An ex-boyfriend who masturbates a lot.

He's such a Masturbaty Dugan. He masturbates in biology class...during a frog dissection.

by Definition-Dugan April 14, 2004

Ambidextro-masturbatious

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

Hey, i used my left hand today, im ambidextro-masturbatious!

by FireCrotch October 17, 2012