mastoar

n - The leading rank of the new sport of OARING!

That dude is the Mastoar. He slapped some kid in the face so hard yesterday that he snapped their head back.

by JJ (mastoar) and mike (mastoar) November 16, 2006

MaSTAR Media

The act of rotoscoping (tracing) in animation without giving credit.

The popularity of a particular YouTuber (MaSTAR Media) caused those to shame animators using the same technique as him.

Generally, you simply cut this down to MaSTAR.

"This is such a MaSTAR Media"

"Whatta MaSTAR!"

by Hugh Jackman Scene May 11, 2017

Mastorakis

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.

Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

or

Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

or

Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?

by JennOaz June 8, 2010

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mastarvation

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.

Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.

by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

mastearbate

To intentionally cause oneself to cry.

We caught Jeff mastearbating in front of a chick because he thought it'd get him laid.

Lets mastearbate together.

by paradox222 April 29, 2008

Mastorium

A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.

Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"

by kooneyman July 5, 2010