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n - The leading rank of the new sport of OARING!
That dude is the Mastoar. He slapped some kid in the face so hard yesterday that he snapped their head back.
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MaSTAR Media 

The act of rotoscoping (tracing) in animation without giving credit.

The popularity of a particular YouTuber (MaSTAR Media) caused those to shame animators using the same technique as him.

Generally, you simply cut this down to MaSTAR.
"This is such a MaSTAR Media"

"Whatta MaSTAR!"

Mastorakis 

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

or

Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

or

Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
Mastorakis by JennOaz June 8, 2010
Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
mastard by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

mastarvation 

When a person in unable to masturbate for a long time (long depending on their usual masturbation habits). This may be because they have very little alone time or if they break their hand, hurt penis, feel guilty ect.

A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.

The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.
Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.
mastarvation by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011

mastearbate 

To intentionally cause oneself to cry.
We caught Jeff mastearbating in front of a chick because he thought it'd get him laid.

Lets mastearbate together.
mastearbate by paradox222 April 29, 2008

Mastorium 

A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.
Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"
Mastorium by kooneyman July 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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