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mastibational

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.
For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"
by Tailhair July 12, 2005
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masturbationalist

a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.
bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?

jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?

bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?

Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then

bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
by Krimson~ November 3, 2006
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Masturbationalistic

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.
Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.
by Tabitha(: and Kayla :) March 1, 2009
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Masturbationalist

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.
Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.
by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009
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masturbational planning

When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
by Goat arena optimized January 28, 2015
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masturbational

the act of being part of the masturbation cycle for a male or female.
as part of a young man's masturbational career, he begins yanking off to Disney and Nickelodeon cast members and eventually ends up on porn hub.
by haeg April 17, 2017
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masterbational

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!
by B.J.08 January 12, 2009
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