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master fu 

a person of male gender who is a master at fucking up the women he comes in contact with.

Originally it was "master fuck", but its conceptual creator (whose name won't be mentioned due to website policy) shortened it to Master Fu.

The fact that the name itself has a strong nuance to ancient Buddhist tradition was applied wisely to evoke a false spiritual connotation to the identity, and in such manner further deceive its gullable targets.

Other known variations: cock, cock on a rock
She tried to kill herself after Master Fu left her.
master fu by opajdara April 22, 2008
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Blind Kung Fu Master 

A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.
Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!

Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.

Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!
"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!
Tung-Fu Master by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

Master Funnery Sausage 

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
Master Funnery Sausage by MLCpl August 6, 2010

Master Fucker

A partner that bring you to orgasim so many times you give up counting
I wonder if that guy if a master fucker, like to try it out!
Master Fucker by alibaby50 June 22, 2019

dawg master funk daddy 

The biggest mother fuckin pimp alive you know?
Man:ight im the dawg master funk daddy and its your time to be FUNK!
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand

Master Fucker

this is a complex definition, a master fucker can be may thing as the list that fallows
1) a peson who is extreamly good at sex( you have to at least have sex 4 times a day)
2) a person simmalar to a pimp by haveing sex with many women at the same time
3) a man of woman who has made there partner Cumm all over themselves
4)a peson who ruins lives and is a Computer Fucker(see compter fucker). this person resembles a derek
5)a man who can masterbate at least 10 times a day
6)someone who is so nerdy that he becomes attractive(inspite of his nerdy ness he is a very good love maker)
7) a very larger Penis
8)a man or a woman who doesn't even have to have sex to make there partner cumm
9)a teacher that gives a fuck load of homework and eats your tests
10)someone you hate very stongly
"wow holey shit i came in like 4 seconds he is a MASTER FUCKER"

"yeah i'm a master fucker for christ sake i did you moma and you dady at the same time"

"god damn that master fucker made me jizz on myself"

" damn that computer fucker is also a master fucker"

" Those valley twins are master fuckers"

"Damn he has a master fucker"

"that was weird all i had to do was look at that master fucker and i came"

"our science teacher is a master fucker"

yo bro you a master fucker now get outa my grill"
Master Fucker by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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