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master fu

a person of male gender who is a master at fucking up the women he comes in contact with.

Originally it was "master fuck", but its conceptual creator (whose name won't be mentioned due to website policy) shortened it to Master Fu.

The fact that the name itself has a strong nuance to ancient Buddhist tradition was applied wisely to evoke a false spiritual connotation to the identity, and in such manner further deceive its gullable targets.

Other known variations: cock, cock on a rock
She tried to kill herself after Master Fu left her.
by opajdara April 22, 2008
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Blind Kung Fu Master

A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.
Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!

Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.
by Squuuuuuuishy April 5, 2009
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Tung-Fu Master

When he goes sweet and low and beats that pussy up!!!!!
"Walter Denham" is the Tung-Fu Master because he master Barbara's pussy last night!!!!
by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022
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Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
by MLCpl August 6, 2010
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Master Fucker

A partner that bring you to orgasim so many times you give up counting
I wonder if that guy if a master fucker, like to try it out!
by alibaby50 June 22, 2019
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dawg master funk daddy

The biggest mother fuckin pimp alive you know?
Man:ight im the dawg master funk daddy and its your time to be FUNK!
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand
by dawg master funk daddy May 6, 2007
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Master Fucker

this is a complex definition, a master fucker can be may thing as the list that fallows
1) a peson who is extreamly good at sex( you have to at least have sex 4 times a day)
2) a person simmalar to a pimp by haveing sex with many women at the same time
3) a man of woman who has made there partner Cumm all over themselves
4)a peson who ruins lives and is a Computer Fucker(see compter fucker). this person resembles a derek
5)a man who can masterbate at least 10 times a day
6)someone who is so nerdy that he becomes attractive(inspite of his nerdy ness he is a very good love maker)
7) a very larger Penis
8)a man or a woman who doesn't even have to have sex to make there partner cumm
9)a teacher that gives a fuck load of homework and eats your tests
10)someone you hate very stongly
"wow holey shit i came in like 4 seconds he is a MASTER FUCKER"

"yeah i'm a master fucker for christ sake i did you moma and you dady at the same time"

"god damn that master fucker made me jizz on myself"

" damn that computer fucker is also a master fucker"

" Those valley twins are master fuckers"

"Damn he has a master fucker"

"that was weird all i had to do was look at that master fucker and i came"

"our science teacher is a master fucker"

yo bro you a master fucker now get outa my grill"
by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006
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