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flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
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Massengill 

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.
John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.
Massengill by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

massenguilty 

A deep feeling of remorse one gets when they realize they have been a douche.
When Ed Sheehan sobered up, he felt massenguilty about covering Lindsay Lohan's mac & cheese in ketchup.
massenguilty by dozier1524 August 26, 2014
An area populated by about 14,000 people. (Maybe more now because all anyone does in this town is drugs, and have sex) Consists of different classes of people starting with your scuzzers, your fuck-and-runs, your gangsters, your wanksters, your preps, your natives, and last but not least your druggies. Mostly druggies. Often a person belongs to multiple classes. For example: An abercrombie sweater with G-Unit shoes, and a fat blunt in the pocket. As you can see this person would fall under prep, gangster/wankster, and druggy. Such variation in people is superb!
Yo I am going to hit up Massena to grab a bite to eat, smoke some pot, and probably see someone I've already seen today.
Massena by RAIDER July 29, 2007
An absolute legend, frequently talked about by their peers about all the crazy things they've done. Usually very hyper-active, good sense of humor, liked by many, and is good with their words. They frequently manipulate their words to please people into doing something they want while also having a mature personality that people are drawn to.
"Woah, did you hear how massen climbed the school?!"
"Yeah, that was crazy!"
massen by OG Apparition October 17, 2019

Massengill 

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.
"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"
Massengill by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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