masruba

Niall Horan is in love with this girl madly. She loves niall too. Louis Tomlinson is her brother. She is a very sweet girl.

Niall can never go a day without Masruba.

by Niall Mehetaj Horan November 7, 2021

Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.

what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.

by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

by lizaah May 20, 2006

Mastubatorium

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

by AxelPee April 21, 2008

mastrubarathon

Mastrubating a very long time. Often resulting in multiple orgasms

You look tired.
Yeah, I did a mastrubarathon yesterday.

by roelfo June 24, 2016

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

by Walter Barrett January 10, 2008