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Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.
what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.
Mastrubatorium by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.
That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006

Mastubatorium 

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008

mastrubarathon 

Mastrubating a very long time. Often resulting in multiple orgasms
You look tired.
Yeah, I did a mastrubarathon yesterday.
mastrubarathon by roelfo June 24, 2016

mastubatory miscalculation 

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

Darth Vader Mastubator 

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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