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Niall Horan is in love with this girl madly. She loves niall too. Louis Tomlinson is her brother. She is a very sweet girl.
Niall can never go a day without Masruba.
masruba by Niall Mehetaj Horan November 7, 2021
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Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.
what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.
Mastrubatorium by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006

Mastubatorium 

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008

mastrubarathon 

Mastrubating a very long time. Often resulting in multiple orgasms
You look tired.
Yeah, I did a mastrubarathon yesterday.
mastrubarathon by roelfo June 24, 2016

mastubatory miscalculation 

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

Darth Vader Mastubator 

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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