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Mastrubatorium

A room in your home, office or other personal space devoted solely to the act of mastrubating.
what are you doing bro?" "Nothing, sitting in the mastrubatorium wacking it.
Mastrubatorium by crushinskullz 1 February 22, 2011

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006

Mastubatorium 

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.
Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"
Mastubatorium by AxelPee April 21, 2008

mastrubarathon 

Mastrubating a very long time. Often resulting in multiple orgasms
You look tired.
Yeah, I did a mastrubarathon yesterday.
mastrubarathon by roelfo June 24, 2016

mastubatory miscalculation 

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

Darth Vader Mastubator 

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.
"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"