Masoli 

The act of thievery, stealing or burglary of an object from someone who is invested in your well being.

The act is typically committed by a compulsory dick who has no reason to steal the object other than to feed his/her ego.

I caught a football player trying to Masoli my mountain bike yesterday, which was weird because he has a full ride scholarship to play at my school - Whoregon.

Masoli by Go Huskies March 13, 2010

masoli 

when someone makes a complete turnaround in sports.

man he sucked the first game of the season and he's totally masolied! now hes amazing!"

masoli by theman000 November 20, 2009

Masoli 

Something that is AWESOME! A reference to the sheer excellence and amazingness of University of Oregon Quarterback Jeremiah Masoli.

Synonyms include "dank," "awesome," "clean," "sick," "wicked," "nifty," "excellent," "amazing," and other such words.

1) That essay I just wrote was Masoli!
2) This burger is Masoli!
3) Holy Masoli!
4) That's a Masoli jacket you got on!

Masoli by GoDucks09 November 25, 2009

Masonism 

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Maskolicism 

A new religion started in the year 2020 contrived on the belief that any piece of cloth draped across your face will save you from the ravages of a disease that you have a 99.8% chance of surviving. As with all religions, Maskolicism rejects any scientific evidence or opinions that are contrary to the teachings and rely solely on faith in political rhetoric for justification of their positions. All members actively avoid cognitive dissonance by attacking any non-supporting science regardless of veracity and personally attacking all non-believers, painting them as heretics who care nothing of others well being. They also reject any potential cure or treatment that is supported, discovered or provided by any person they disagree with.

I can't believe bob hasn't joined us at the church of Maskolicism yet. He knows how important our teachings are in keeping the non-thinking majority in line. How else are we going to test the limits of the public's tolerance to abolishing the constitution and forcing a dictatorship on them. Ur, um, I mean how else will we survive this catastrophe.

Maskolicism by Maskolicism November 11, 2020

mazolini

Mazolini, meaning somebody who is on an absolute madness/ doing something crazy.

If a person were to spend £900 on chicken wings, a friend may say “he/she is on a ‘Mazolini’ .”

mazolini by ItsYaBoi da Boi October 8, 2020

Masalini 

A crazy event. Or something youre surprised at.

Devon: Did you see Steven Cooke earlier working that stock down aisle 13 in B&Q

Luke: No way, what a masalini!

Masalini by Big Tris tan October 13, 2021