masner

While at work, taking your laptop into the restroom stall to watch some NSFW videos.

Brando pulled a masner but forgot to turn the sound off, resulting in a trip to HR.

by Geek Central April 1, 2008

Master of deception

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it

J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021

Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Table Manners

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

by AKACroatalin April 13, 2015

Zhut Master

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..

"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"

by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017

Master Ricky

The sexiest, hottest, most attractive, most intelligent, and most brilliant living being of all time. He is everyone's Master.

Look at how sexy and hot Master Ricky is!

by JTS2 June 8, 2019

Master player

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.

Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.

by sthrngrc February 10, 2018