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masktake 

A mistake when wearing a mask. Typically associated with consuming alcohol.
Amie felt like such a fool when she caught herself sucking down her 3rd margarita when her mask was still up. She was just being Covidvgilent by pulling her mask up in between sips like she has been conditioned to do - masktake... Although she kept drinking. Drew poured her a stay-cup
masktake by the comand'r February 14, 2022
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masktard 

A person who doesn't question authority and mindlessly complies to mandates (not laws) given by left authoritarian government, to the detriment of personal autonomy, freedom, jobs, livelihoods. Their own mantra of "my body, my choice" goes out the window, because their fear and devotion to compliance overrides your rights as a free citizen to choose for yourself. They insist you must do as they do or you're a selfish grandma-killer, which betrays their faith in the mask's effectiveness in the first place.
I was just going about my business and this masktard got in my face and lectured me about not wearing a mask.
masktard by asenath7766 September 22, 2020

Mawkward 

-adjective

1. mad awkward

2. the state of being awkward in a mad way

3. lacking social graces or manners, awkward

—Related forms
mawk·ward·ly, adverb
mawk·ward·ness, noun
un·mawk·ward, adjective
un·mawk·ward·ly, adverb
un·mawk·ward·ness, noun

—Synonyms

1. awkward, unhandy, inexpert.

—Antonyms

1. deft, adroit. 2. smooth
1. Dick: H-h-h-hey Sarah

Michelle: My name's Michelle...

Lionel: Mawkward...

2. (stranded at a party 50 miles from home)

Sebastian: Yo dude can I have a ride?

Tucker: Yeah man. My dad will pick us up

(Tucker's father arrives in a Porsche Coupe)

Tucker: There's only 2 seats dude... sorry gotta go.

(Tucker races off into the sunset)

Sebastian: Mawkward...
Mawkward by 12ssmalanskas August 9, 2010

Goitseone Maakwana 

Goitseone Maakwana is a great listener and the most loyal friend you can ever ask for.
Hi Goitseone Maakwana you're such a great guy.
Goitseone Maakwana by Wizzy488innint September 16, 2020

masktard 

A combination of words:
a mask and a retard.
An ignorant, stupid person constantly wearing a government-recommended N95 mask ( never properly fitted ) trying to stop Covid-19 viruses from spreading.
The smallest hole in the mask is 330nm. The Covid-19 virus size is 125nm ( 2.6 times smaller than the smallest hole in the mask ).
Thake a look: there goes another one of those masktards.

MASKTARD 

THOSE IDIOTS WHO THINK WEARING A MASK STOPS EVERYTHING.
HEY MASKTARD,ITS A TIGER EATING YOU, THE MASK WONT HELP !!!!!
MASKTARD by Wayne M. October 7, 2020