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Mawkward 

-adjective

1. mad awkward

2. the state of being awkward in a mad way

3. lacking social graces or manners, awkward

—Related forms
mawk·ward·ly, adverb
mawk·ward·ness, noun
un·mawk·ward, adjective
un·mawk·ward·ly, adverb
un·mawk·ward·ness, noun

—Synonyms

1. awkward, unhandy, inexpert.

—Antonyms

1. deft, adroit. 2. smooth
1. Dick: H-h-h-hey Sarah

Michelle: My name's Michelle...

Lionel: Mawkward...

2. (stranded at a party 50 miles from home)

Sebastian: Yo dude can I have a ride?

Tucker: Yeah man. My dad will pick us up

(Tucker's father arrives in a Porsche Coupe)

Tucker: There's only 2 seats dude... sorry gotta go.

(Tucker races off into the sunset)

Sebastian: Mawkward...
Mawkward by 12ssmalanskas August 9, 2010
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mawkward 

mawkward
excessively, simperingly awkward.
1. "I can't decide if 'Miguelito', dry humping Troy's leg, nose twitching like a bunny, is adorable or mawkward!"
2. "The Oprah show's schmaltz factor is off the rails these days, too mawkward, i just can't watch."

(or maybe "...mawkward, i love it!")
mawkward by tess jr January 27, 2009
Related Words

Mankward 

It's a sexually awkward moment between to straight men.
After the winning home run Tom and Rick had a mankward hug that lasted a bit too long.
Mankward by NateDG January 9, 2014
That guy you know with absolutely no game, that somehow still has girls falling all over him.
That dumbass gets all the girls. He's lame as Hell.

Yeah, he's totally mackwards.
Mackwards by Slapguts October 18, 2008

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026