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The most unforgettable person you'll meet. Highly selective and so will only genuinely give a fuck about you if he likes you. Will also then love to know you, although he has prolly researched beforehand and knows alot about you. All or nothing, can be passive aggressive, and has most definitely pointed out numerous minor errors in this definition. Perfect, plump lips, soft yet bold voice, and a piercing toothy smile are how you can identify him. He might even write you a poem or rap, since he's incredibley good at them. He's also just as good at comforting, will go out of his way to make bad look good. If you find yourself a mahad, don't forget to give him back all the affection he'll give to you. He deserves it all.
Person A: GOOD LORD ISN'T Mahad THE MOST PERFECT KISSER
Person B: i wouldn't knoww dude, he still hasn't followed me back on Instagram
Mahad by Starfishtiddies December 27, 2019
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Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
Masha is a caring, creative, and loving person. She is someone you would die to be around. She will make you laugh even if you are sad. She is so smart and creative. She will make you spit water out of laughter! If you get a best friend that is a MASHA keep her close!
Keep the MASHA
She's smart, beautiful, amazing.

Everyone wants to be her. They're jealous and mesmerized by the amount of beauty she contains inside out.

Funny when things are serious, responable when she has to be, most importantly she's there when you need her the most.

Everyone loves her because of how pure and innocent she is.
Woman 1: what a beauty!
Woman 2: yeah, she's a Mashael
Mashael by Q__t May 22, 2017

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022