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Wet Dream Martini 

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.
Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019
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Two olives short of a martini 

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

Marinite 

Native of a secluded area on the mellow side of a famous bridge. Lives on a houseboat in Sausalito, or in a cliff-clinging edifice screened from view by steam from the hot tub. Preferred transportation is sailboat, bicycle, BMW or jogging shoe. Enjoys days on the bay, natural food, Ramos Fizz brunches, good neighbors and sunsets over Mt. Tam. Wants it all now, but will settle for a reasonable amount & monthly payments. Has endured floods, peacock feathers and mudslides on the Waldo, but would never live anywhere else.
Having lived anywhere else, a real marinite will always come home.
Marinite by Real Marinite October 26, 2012
A savage one. She loves fashion, a very responsible one. Not a fan of procrastination.
I just want to be Marini
Marini by EverlastLove June 7, 2021

Martini Henry 

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.
There's a good fellow
Martini Henry by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Moolie Martini

a delicious drink consisting of Bartons Vodka and Kool-Aid.
Any flavor of Kool-Aid will do. I like my Moolie Martini with Cherry Kool-Aid.
"Hey John, fire up the grill and I'll make us some Moolie Martinis"
Moolie Martini by shamroxnshots April 20, 2009