mary janey 

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

mary janey by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008

Mary Jane Holland 

a synonym for Marijuana in diffrent countries.

Person: Hey guys wanna drink some Mary Jane Holland with me?

Mary Jane Holland by TakeMeToYourPlanet November 24, 2013

The Mary Jane Brothers. 

A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.

(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).

Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.

The Mary Jane Brothers. by JD (MJB) August 2, 2012

Mary Jane Rottencrotch 

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

Mary Jane Rottencrotch by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Virgin Mary Jane

Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."

The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."

That pussy only took one hit.

Virgin Mary Jane by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Mary Jane 

Mary Jane is a different name for Marijuana. Also a song from Rick James which really explains it well.

Lyrics from Mary Jane sung by Rick James...

I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.

Mary Jane by R 2 J Through K January 8, 2005