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Typically lightskin, packs more than 8 inches on avarage!. a RARE breed of LAFRICAN “lightskin “ African grows up to 6’5! known for their hypnotizeing “lightskin stare” they’ve been known for their loving, kind and compassionate hearts. And romantic behavior usually can flip really good with no practice at all! Isn’t that amazing their an endangered species with fewer than 10 left on the planet.!
Wow look 😲 it’s a “martise”
martise by LAFRICAN November 19, 2023
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Melanie Martinez 👑 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky
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Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

Martinez Southern Raspberry 

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!

Melanie Martinez 

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.
Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!
Melanie Martinez by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014

Melanie martinez 

A singer/song writer who has a very unique sense of style, loves vintage toys and baby dolls, has an amazing voice without auto toon, doesn't care what other people think of her, has a super sweet personality, and every song she writes has a really deep meaning
Melanie Martinez songs
Cry baby

Dollhouse

Pitty party
Sippy cup

Mad hatter

Soap

Alphabet boy

Tag you're it

Carousel
Mrs. Potato head
Gingerbread man

Milk and cookies

Pacify her
Play date
Dead to me

Cake

Bittersweet tragedy

Teddy bear

Sleazy Martinelli 

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.
Sleazy Martinelli by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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