marthus 

An amazing person ... kind, Super funny and cool... really good looking even if he doesn’t think he is .. great person to be around

he is so Smart bruh

Marthus hi
Human hiiiiiiiiiii

marthus by SusFriendhaha October 30, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

marchi-martius 

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.

"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."

marchi-martius by Nicole Dissinger August 29, 2019

Malthus 

A negative or pessimistic person. Comes from the economist Thomas Malthus(1766 – 1834) known for his negative and pessimistic views.

Person 1 - This Film is shit!
Person 2 - Alright Malthus no need to be so negative

Malthus by Tom Dug November 10, 2006

marthasville 

Containing one of the largest populations of trump supporters and KKK members in missouri. Also known for their beer drinking and occasional meth cooking. Deer hunting and incest is also common.

Omg! Marthasville sounds like a fun place to hang out!

marthasville by Picklejuice13 February 28, 2017

Mathushan 

Opposite of lathusan, Mathushan is a synonym for "sexy"

What a Mathushan you are

Mathushan by George Sulphur December 5, 2020

mathusa

Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.

I wish I had a friend like Mathusa

mathusa by XxAnonoymousxX December 19, 2017