marthus
An amazing person ... kind, Super funny and cool... really good looking even if he doesn’t think he is .. great person to be around
he is so Smart bruh
he is so Smart bruh
marthus by SusFriendhaha October 30, 2021
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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012
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marchi-martius
A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.
"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."
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Containing one of the largest populations of trump supporters and KKK members in missouri. Also known for their beer drinking and occasional meth cooking. Deer hunting and incest is also common.
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mathusa
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