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marthasville

Containing one of the largest populations of trump supporters and KKK members in missouri. Also known for their beer drinking and occasional meth cooking. Deer hunting and incest is also common.
Omg! Marthasville sounds like a fun place to hang out!
by Picklejuice13 February 28, 2017
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Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.
Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!
by memememan March 16, 2011
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martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.
Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one
by blackice03 April 28, 2006
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Martinsville

Used to be the tire and sweatshirt capital of the world, is now the unemployed redneck capital of the world.
Let's go hunt for mullets in Martinsville!
by Pretentious Friend May 15, 2005
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Martinsville Speedway

The oldest track on the NASCARSprint Cup Calender. It is also where Brian Vickers got Vickerism.
by Brian Vickers Sucks November 14, 2011
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Martinsville

A little boreing town. It sucks ass, and it's symbol is a pathetic little well.
I hate Martinsville.
by (SIC)Drummer November 7, 2004
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Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!
Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.
by Daytonnn November 14, 2011
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