Malthus

A negative or pessimistic person. Comes from the economist Thomas Malthus(1766 – 1834) known for his negative and pessimistic views.

Person 1 - This Film is shit!
Person 2 - Alright Malthus no need to be so negative

by Tom Dug November 10, 2006

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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

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marthus

An amazing person ... kind, Super funny and cool... really good looking even if he doesn’t think he is .. great person to be around

he is so Smart bruh

Marthus hi
Human hiiiiiiiiiii

by SusFriendhaha October 30, 2021

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Malthius

Someone who doesn’t pay there employees and makes false promises and genuinely have there heads up there own asses.

you seen my new boss he’s a real Malthius

by Cape April 17, 2021

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Mathushan

Opposite of lathusan, Mathushan is a synonym for "sexy"

What a Mathushan you are

by George Sulphur December 5, 2020

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mathusa

Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.

I wish I had a friend like Mathusa

by XxAnonoymousxX December 19, 2017

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