Malthus 

A negative or pessimistic person. Comes from the economist Thomas Malthus(1766 – 1834) known for his negative and pessimistic views.

Person 1 - This Film is shit!
Person 2 - Alright Malthus no need to be so negative

Malthus by Tom Dug November 10, 2006

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

marthus 

An amazing person ... kind, Super funny and cool... really good looking even if he doesn’t think he is .. great person to be around

he is so Smart bruh

Marthus hi
Human hiiiiiiiiiii

marthus by SusFriendhaha October 30, 2021

Malthius 

Someone who doesn’t pay there employees and makes false promises and genuinely have there heads up there own asses.

you seen my new boss he’s a real Malthius

Malthius by Cape April 17, 2021

Mathushan 

Opposite of lathusan, Mathushan is a synonym for "sexy"

What a Mathushan you are

Mathushan by George Sulphur December 5, 2020

mathusa

Mathusa is a sweet, kind, caring and gentle girl. She’s one of the most loyal and golden-hearted people you’ll ever meet. But if you mess with people who she cares about prepare to be destroyed.

I wish I had a friend like Mathusa

mathusa by XxAnonoymousxX December 19, 2017

malchus

A guy that is Funny, loves to have fun, gives great advice, will love you unconditionally if you let him and he has a pretty smile

I love Malchus.

malchus by Prince.fye January 25, 2017