1. A titless coke whore.
2. (archaic) A demon operating in the romantic realm. A marthal's purpose is to lure an unsuspecting romantic partner to crippling depression and darkness until it seems that death is the only escape. In an effort to look un-intimidating, marthals often disguise themselves in the form of midgets, scrawny women, or scrawny midget women. Legend suggests a telltale sign of a marthal is when she blows up a bathroom so bad that even the neighbors can smell it. This is her evil leaking out after being repressed all day because it's too early in the relationship to let her true colors show.
2. (archaic) A demon operating in the romantic realm. A marthal's purpose is to lure an unsuspecting romantic partner to crippling depression and darkness until it seems that death is the only escape. In an effort to look un-intimidating, marthals often disguise themselves in the form of midgets, scrawny women, or scrawny midget women. Legend suggests a telltale sign of a marthal is when she blows up a bathroom so bad that even the neighbors can smell it. This is her evil leaking out after being repressed all day because it's too early in the relationship to let her true colors show.
I’m pretty sure she’s a marthal, man! Last time she took a shit, the neighbors had to call poison control.
by Cheezus H. Rice March 17, 2019
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A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
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Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
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After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
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EMINEM - 331233 - 123
EMINEM - 331233 - 123
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